A Strange Strange Morning

Today was a morning unlike any other...Why is that you might be asking yourself? Well, I woke up today as a woman. The first thing I did was walk over and check myself in the mirror; I actually looked pretty darn good if I may say so myself. I then made my way out to to my car and drove to the mall, I always wondered why women liked shopping so much. I'm not really sure why they do because all the clothes I tried on were very awkward and felt weird, the shoes were terrible! Later I went out to the bars to see what it was like to be a woman out at night. I was given a lot of free drinks at the bar which was a nice change of pace since I am usually the one buying all my drinks.